LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THESE WEIRD ASS HOMESTUCK SKITTLES

THE BLUE ONES ARE CALLED FORBIDDEN FRUIT BUT THEY TASTE LIKE LAUNDRY SOAP AND THAT’S A PRETTY FAIR SUMMARY OF JOHN EGBERT I THINK

THEN THERE’S A REALLY TASTY KANAYA ONE CALLED MIDNIGHT LIME AND I SAY KANAYA AND NOT NEPETA OR JADE BC IT’S A REALLY WEIRD GREEN AND IT’S A COMPLEX FLAVOR

THEN THE ORANGE ONE IS DIRK BECAUSE IT’S CALLED BLOOD ORANGE AND IT JUST TASTED LIKE BITTER DISAPPOINTMENT

THE RED IS ARADIA BECAUSE ITS A DEEP RED AND I THINK IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE POMEGRANATE BUT IT TASTES SORT OF LIKE A JUICY ROBOT

THE LAST ONE THOUGH

THE LAST ONE IS STRAIGHT UP GAMZEE

THERE WAS ONLY ONE THAT I FOUND BEFORE THE LAST HANDFUL WHICH WAS ALL THESE SOUR LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS

AND THEY TASTE EXACTLY LIKE WHAT TEREZI SAID HE TASTES LIKE

LIKE A BLACKBERRY SOMEBODY STEPPED ON OR SOME SHIT OR LIKE IT LIVED IN A SOCK OR SOMETHING

IM UPSET